✨ MALORT POPE OF CHICAGO ✨
YOUR SPIRITUAL GUIDE TO THE BITTER TRUTH OF THE WINDY CITY
NEW! TRY OUR DEEP DISH BLESSINGS!
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FIRST AMERICAN POPE APPROVED!
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Malort Shots Served: 666
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🌟 WELCOME TO THE CHURCH OF MALORT 🌟 BLESSED BY CARDINAL MUNDELEIN 🌟 APPROVED BY DEEP DISH PIZZA 🌟 BACKED BY THE CUBS' CURSE 🌟 TRY OUR BITTER BLESSINGS! 🌟
Malort Converts: 1337